republiclop:

wet-kittycat:

You don’t know awkward till you’re masturbating and glance over and see your cat staring at you

direct

eye contact

Better that than it eating your stash and making you toss its salad to get fucked up. (See
lesexoflex
for more details)

It’s true.

listoflifehacks:

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NSFW Life Hacks Part 1 Here

Our lives are forever changed.

beesandbombs:

hexagons / stars

beesandbombs:

hexagons / stars

If a sign tells you to cum, you should probably listen to it. #stockholm #clubwear?

If a sign tells you to cum, you should probably listen to it. #stockholm #clubwear?

Le Sexoflex: 4ever Nasty! #stockholm #LSOF #hoodiepinup #isthatahashtag

Le Sexoflex: 4ever Nasty! #stockholm #LSOF #hoodiepinup #isthatahashtag

Pussi! As good as it looks in Norway and everywhere.

Pussi! As good as it looks in Norway and everywhere.

Can we just talk about that scene with Cersei and Jamie Lannister for a second?

lostinmiami:

Damn that penis is PINK!

What is this?

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"Honey, I can’t find the bone sucking sauce anywhere." 

"It’s in aisle 4 right next to the Party Dip." 

"This is going to be the best orgy ever!"

#BASEDONATRUESTORY
"Honey, I can’t find the bone sucking sauce anywhere."
"It’s in aisle 4 right next to the Party Dip."
"This is going to be the best orgy ever!"
#BASEDONATRUESTORY
Forgotten concept stage for our never-fulfilled world tour.  

Forgotten concept stage for our never-fulfilled world tour.