Forgotten concept stage for our never-fulfilled world tour.  

Forgotten concept stage for our never-fulfilled world tour.  

Soundtrack for the day available @ LESEXOFLEX.COM

#PIGGY #GETNASTY

#WHORGANIZING #GAWDDAMNWEHAVESOMEAMAZINGOUTFITS #PEEPPEEP #LESEXOFLEX

#WHORGANIZING #GAWDDAMNWEHAVESOMEAMAZINGOUTFITS #PEEPPEEP #LESEXOFLEX

Happy Vagintine’s Day! The LE SEXOFLEX edition of the Unofficial Distorted View Bar Guide has hit the e-presses like butts on copy machines! Thank you Halleys Comet and Matthew Wunderlich for reaching around to touch us, and use the contents of what you found to make some delicious (wait, we haven’t tried them yet) recipes.
Look through the table of contents and you’ll see the following titles that may ring a bell…
Burger in Your Butt (based off of our chart topper* Poop On Face)
Dragon*Con-coction (the official Le Sexoflex cocktail for conventions)
Jizz Baguette (the name for our alter-alter-egos and our backup squad)
Juiceboxxx (sip)
Middle Class Baller (Kroger Plus)
Peep Peep (you know)
The Very British, Princess Genius (you, you know)
Toxic Shock Syndrome (a public service announcement regarding T.S.S.)
Kindle-gift this to someone you find mildly amusing!
xoxo
Flexxxholes

Happy Vagintine’s Day! The LE SEXOFLEX edition of the Unofficial Distorted View Bar Guide has hit the e-presses like butts on copy machines! Thank you Halleys Comet and Matthew Wunderlich for reaching around to touch us, and use the contents of what you found to make some delicious (wait, we haven’t tried them yet) recipes.

Look through the table of contents and you’ll see the following titles that may ring a bell…

Burger in Your Butt (based off of our chart topper* Poop On Face)

Dragon*Con-coction (the official Le Sexoflex cocktail for conventions)

Jizz Baguette (the name for our alter-alter-egos and our backup squad)

Juiceboxxx (sip)

Middle Class Baller (Kroger Plus)

Peep Peep (you know)

The Very British, Princess Genius (you, you know)

Toxic Shock Syndrome (a public service announcement regarding T.S.S.)

Kindle-gift this to someone you find mildly amusing!

xoxo

Flexxxholes

Distorted View minion Matthew Miller is releasing an orgy of DV-themed cocktails tomorrow, including *several* Le Sexoflex ones. Here’s a peep hole into the void with a DELICIOUS-sounding Middle Class Ballers cocktail, based off the self same track on our 2009 LE MIXXXTAPE, Invagine the Pussibilities!!!

Vagintine’s Day is nigh!

thelandofwtf:

Vodka juice boxes… 37.5%, and with a strawhttp://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

SIP SIP SIPPY

thelandofwtf:

Vodka juice boxes… 37.5%, and with a straw
http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com

SIP SIP SIPPY

Good morning/afternoon flexxxholes! Love, this double penetrated cup of coffee.

Good morning/afternoon flexxxholes! Love, this double penetrated cup of coffee.

This is what a box-ah #LSOF merch looks like! Well, underneath this amazing flier.

This is what a box-ah #LSOF merch looks like! Well, underneath this amazing flier.

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

*The More You Know

Santa said we were GOOD boys!  Liar, Liar, Pants-on-Fire! - Peep and Loki

Tis the Season to be NAUGHTY!  
Download the Le Sexoflex Album HERE!
Watch the Video for Suck Dick, Eat Cheetos HERE!
Buy Le Sexoflex Merch for a loved one (or fuck buddy) HERE!

Santa said we were GOOD boys!  Liar, Liar, Pants-on-Fire! - Peep and Loki

Tis the Season to be NAUGHTY!  

Download the Le Sexoflex Album HERE!

Watch the Video for Suck Dick, Eat Cheetos HERE!

Buy Le Sexoflex Merch for a loved one (or fuck buddy) HERE!