December 2009
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13519.) I think I may be bi, but I'm not 100% sure...
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MASTER DONG SAYS
Okay, so I have come to believe firmly that blogsecret needs to get with the times and at least make sure that they specify the gender of the random anonymous fucktards that post on their site. I mean, as a professional blog-psychologist, it is important for me to know if I am dealing with a half-assed lesbian that still needs the occasional beef injection, or a...
“If I am reincarnated, I am coming back tall, skinny, and sterile. I am going to...”
– Peep Peep’s 90-year-old Grandmother, over Christmas Eve Lunch
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Olanta
pragmatism:
Like Atlanta, but with so much sex it has a permanent oh-face.
BTWsies, Gossip is getting my groove on during this drive. “My guilty feet have no rhthym”, ya’ll.
Story of my life. Only more like “OOOOH GAAAWD! YESSSS!” So would that make it Ohgodlesslanta?
SYNONYMS FOR PENIS
thewarindrew:
baby-arm
penis sangbo nam rod
baby-maker
bell on a pole
beef whistle
bug
burrito
bishop
bratwurst
candle
choad
chopper
cock
custard launcher
dagger
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
disco stick
dog head
dong
donger
dork
dragon
eggroll
fang
ferret
foto
fire hose
fuck rod
groin ferret
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
hog
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this gay thing can be hard sometimes.
undeadbutalive:
(via kevindotjpg)
true fuckin story
Peep Peep prefers for his gay to be hard ALL THE TIME! *zing!*
SYNONYMS FOR VAGINA
beautifulboyz:
rentedsurroundings:
copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper,...
Work is killing my soul today...
undeadbutalive:
douchetitty:
undeadbutalive:
douchetitty:
and I have the lyrics “sip, sip, sip on my juicebox” playing on an endless loop in my head.
Thanks Dax…Thanks Le Sexoflex.
You know that song is epic! You love it!!!
Epic indeed. Amazing yes. An appropriate greeting to a customer for someone who needs to keep their job…perhaps not. lol. :D
Hum… if i went to the library and...
Watchthatguychad:
daysinboston:
This last Sunday, myself and 30 friends from my gay football league here in Boston filmed a dance sequence (Jai Ho!) for The Ellen DeGeneres Show. PLEASE PLEASE Watch it and REBLOG it! We trying to spread it around!
ps, see if you can spot me!
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Gay footballers doing synchronized dancing for my favorite lesbian talk show host?
REBLOG:...
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13024.) I lie to get people to pity me.
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MASTER DONG SAYS:
Some people say that lying is a sin, but let’s face it, that is the biggest load of crap since abstinence-only sex education. Lying is something that human beings simply have to do in order to get the things they want. Some of us lie to get elected, some of us lie to get laid, and some of us lie to avoid jail sentences. Anyone who grew up believing in...
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12906.) I have the weirdest fucking vagina.
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MASTER DONG SAYS:
Wow. The weirdest fucking vagina? In the whole fucking world? That’s a pretty bold statement to make. I mean, to begin with, vaginas are just weird as shit in general. They are external mucous membranes that produce all kinds of liquids and odors, and look more like sea life than something that should be attached to a mammal. Calling a vagina...
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Le Sexoflex presents...The Jizz Baguettes!
Nigh upon two moons ago, a slender, dragon-friendly gypsy crossed our paths. At the corner of Morelandova and Zestopia, she unknowingly dropped a skein of glitteris yarn from her snatchel. We flew on our hoverdumpster to catch up.
“Wait, my poops! You’ve forgotten your lady string!” Startled, she turned around. Her eyes were the color of dark, sexy Kanye chocolate, her skin...
